Tuesday, 15 July 2014

A less naughty dog. Good dog is going too far.

The naughtiest dog in Nottingham is making amazing progress in his training. It’s now possible to let him off the lead – with some trepidation, I admit, but it’s possible. You have to make sure that there are no other dogs in sight, because if he finds another dog you just can’t make him come back. He’s completely convinced that all other dogs are as desperate to be friends with him as he is with them, and he isn’t very good at taking the hint if they growl or otherwise appear unfriendly. Also, he hasn’t a tail. This has two disadvantages; first, strangers are likely to upbraid us, for having had it docked, and aren’t always convinced with the explanation that he never had one; and second, he doesn’t send quite the right signals to other dogs. With Atlas, it’s all in his ears, which go up, down, swivel, tremble – we understand him, but other dogs don’t.

It is actually a pleasure to see him run free – you would not believe that a short chunky little dog could run so fast. His greatest joy is chasing pigeons, crows, and squirrels, none of which he has the slightest hope of catching. The crows and squirrels seem to tease him, too, by going just a little way up a tree, or alighting just a few yards further on. So he gets much better exercise off the lead, and it isn’t worrying for me, because every few minutes he stops and looks round for me. I don’t think his eyesight is great, because when he looks around, it’s not sufficient to shout his name; I have to wave both arms wildly for him to locate me. When he’s reassured that he hasn’t lost me, off he goes again.

After a really good run, he comes back without any bother and flops down to be put back on the lead. If waving madly while shouting “Atlas!” is embarrassing, the next bit is really embarrassing. He lies on his back with his legs in the air and waits to be dragged along on the grass by his harness. This tends to bother other people almost as much as the lack of a tail. I suppose it does look cruel. After a bit he leaps up, grinning all over his face. One of the really charming things about bull terriers and their off shoots is their ability to grin, although they aren’t what anyone could call beautiful, or even handsome.

He also behaves like a small child, in that, if he sees a grassy bank, he joyfully rolls over and over down it, and this is even more embarrassing than the arm waving or dragging him by the harness. Other people inevitably assume it’s an accident and he has hurt himself.

So walking him is likely to be a bit embarrassing, but a lot of fun. I would prefer him not to try to eat anything on the pavement that doesn’t walk away from him.  Walks are likely to be punctuated with cries of “No! That’s disgusting!” and occasional pauses to force something horrible out of his mouth. He doesn’t cooperate, but he doesn’t resist too much either. He has managed to gulp down some revolting stuff, but I did find his attempts to eat a young horse chestnut seed quite funny. If he’s daft enough to try to eat something as spiky as that, I’m not going to interfere, and after giving himself a sore tongue, he gave up and has learned his lesson.


So last Saturday, I took Atlas along one of Nottingham’s green promenades, Waterloo Promenade, to the Forest, through the Arboretum, and back through the General Cemetery. I couldn’t let him off the lead, because it was a lovely day, and there were loads of dogs and people picnicking. Dogs, and food at ground level! I would never be able to recapture him. But there was no one around in the cemetery, so I let him off. All went well, until I spotted, through the tall grass, his four paws waving in the air. He was rolling on a dead rat. 

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